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Seeing pictures of my favorite investment-advisor, I was hit with inspiration:
'Subject: Vanessa … read this slowly …
'Body: … for when you do, and I am excited for no apparent reason, then I'll know that you've got such a powerful mind-force at your disposal that none of your men will ~ever~ need 'Viagra!'
'(Although, if Viagra is one of the investments you might advise [for serious erectile disfunction like that which not even your fine body can cure], then all I can say is that you should either a} use “for serious erectile disfunction like that which not even Vanessa Montagne's body can cure” as a selling-point, or b} not let the investors see 'you' while you're making the advice!)
'I was just reviewing my primary-link to you, saw some of the newer pics, and had a primal desire to contact you.
'I wanted to tell you of my dawning desire … my deep yearning that would (as with any man's desire to be with you) drive me to crawl through the swamps, to climb the highest mountains and lowest valleys, to trek the hottest, dryest deserts, to hitchhike through the lonely highways and bustling cities, to swim through rivers, lakes, bays, gulfs, and oceans; all to be with you … to meet you at the ground floor of your high, tall, hard, wide white tower … to hold you in my arms as you hold me and lead me up the spiral, round-and-round the staircase leading to your penthouse … resting together in each others' arms as we watch the sun and moon pass by your window … relaxing with each other until other investments draw us out of our happy togetherness …
'Indeed, that dream may never fully be; and will only be with you-and-me if we are both gifted with an ~*extreme*~ piece of luck; but I know a little bit of me will always be in your mind, and you will always have an upper-floor in my mind's inn. (i.e. Think of me, as I think of you, and we'll be together there.)
'Thankfully Yours,
Mr. Jay Hubbard
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma 73106'
Currently listening :
Jesus Christ Superstar (Original London Concept Recording)
By Andrew Lloyd Webber
Release date: By 24 September, 1996
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